So the last two afternoons I’ve taken 15 minute power naps, at the exact same time I’m slipping into “official sleep”, the power has gone out in the neighborhood temporarily. Maybe the town, I’m not sure. I can’t confirm this, but I think I now have the power to create small burst electromagnetic pulses by the power of my napping. This is going to come in super-useful in the approaching machine war, when we’re under-attack, and they furiously yell at me to nap in order to save everyone. The only real danger is me being too well-rested. So I guess it’s a good thing if I stay up late watching “Point Break”. I’ll have to keep it up…

For the sake of mankind…

One Response to “Mutant Sleep Power”

  1. Dave Burdick Says:

    On behalf of the rest of the world, thank you, mighty sleeper. Get a luchador mask and some tights and you can be “El Siesta.”

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